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"I never wash my pants. I like to keep the night on them."

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 20:19:11 -0500

“I never wash my pants. I like to keep the night on them.”

- Nick + Nora’s Infinite Playlist

“Mommy can we go play baseball outside? I already got my...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 14:33:18 -0500

“Mommy can we go play baseball outside? I already got my mitten.”

She’s just being Miley.

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:45:46 -0500

She’s just being Miley.

Hannah Montana has officially left the building.

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:43:37 -0500

Hannah Montana has officially left the building.

You may recall that my seven-year-old dragged me all over Disney...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:06:17 -0500

You may recall that my seven-year-old dragged me all over Disney World to find this dress. Are you surprised to know this is the first time it’s left her closet since? Didn’t think so.

Ok. So we are sitting in Section 123, Row 6. This is what the...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:34:40 -0500

Ok.

So we are sitting in Section 123, Row 6.

This is what the seating chart for tonight’s concert looked like when I bought the tickets during the fan club presale (don’t judge) back in June.

Let’s go, G.N.O! MyCy at Wachovia with the seven-year-old...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:36:54 -0500

Let’s go, G.N.O!

MyCy at Wachovia with the seven-year-old in T Minus 3 hours.

Prob way more excited for this than I should be.

You have to wake up pretty early to slip one past the T-Mos.

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:06:00 -0500

You have to wake up pretty early to slip one past the T-Mos.

“You know why there’s no school today, Mommy?...

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:43:53 -0500

“You know why there’s no school today, Mommy? ‘Cause it’s Electric Day.”

Here’s a tip if you’re thinking about moving to the...

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 10:47:00 -0500

Here’s a tip if you’re thinking about moving to the suburbs:

Find out if your prospective neighbors give out full-size candy bars on Halloween.

No joke.

The little monsters raked it in last night.

Guess who brought their A-Game to the four-year-old’s bday...

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 21:56:00 -0400

Guess who brought their A-Game to the four-year-old’s bday bash?

Hint: It’s not Christian Bale.

Channeling Elphaba at 9 am = not as hard as you’d...

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 09:15:00 -0400

Channeling Elphaba at 9 am = not as hard as you’d think.

Now be gone.. before somebody drops a house on you, too.

It’s not easy being green. Let the games begin, witches!

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 07:28:00 -0400

It’s not easy being green.

Let the games begin, witches!

Happy Halloween!

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 07:24:05 -0400

Happy Halloween!

Sea salt, garlic powder, cayenne. It’s not Halloween...

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 21:15:25 -0400

Sea salt, garlic powder, cayenne. It’s not Halloween ‘til you start channeling Martha Stewart.

Miranda: The only two choices for women: Witch and Sexy...

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 19:12:30 -0400

Miranda: The only two choices for women: Witch and Sexy Kitten.

Carrie: Oh you just said a mouthful there sister.

Monogrammed pumpkin from the placecard table at our wedding. The...

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:27:09 -0400

Monogrammed pumpkin from the placecard table at our wedding. The husb will tell you he has mad pumpkin carving skills, but I’d just like to see him try and replicate this sucker.

He did make this one though, so I gotta give him props. The...

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:23:00 -0400

He did make this one though, so I gotta give him props. The eyebrows were designed by the seven-year-old, who may or may not have some anger management classes in her future.

Getting my freak on for the elementary school costume...

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 10:22:00 -0400

Getting my freak on for the elementary school costume parade.

Because you know I’d never miss a chance to rock glitter, fake lashes and green hair extensions.

Fave part of my Halloween costume. It’s called...

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:53:00 -0400

Fave part of my Halloween costume.

It’s called Recycle.

But I’m renaming it with Green With Envy.

Don’t even try to deny it.