suburbabble.

me!

...a blog by the original Mother Sucker.

The (somewhat) daily ramblings of Hollee Actman Becker. Just your average writer/suburban mom, obsessed with yoga, Gossip Girl, copying LC's hairstyles and throwing around the word "bitches."
(Though not necessarily in that order).
In my next life, I want to be a Kardashian.
Got a problem with that?
Drop me a line: holleewoodworld@gmail.com
Or come find me on facebook: facebook.com/holleeactmanbecker
Or twitter: twitter.com/holleewoodworld




If you came here hoping to see that infamous picture of Heidi Montag parading around in her flag bikini…
Sorry. Not going to happen.
Instead here’s J. Simps.
Have a star-spangled 4th, y’all!

If you came here hoping to see that infamous picture of Heidi Montag parading around in her flag bikini…

Sorry. Not going to happen.

Instead here’s J. Simps.

Have a star-spangled 4th, y’all!


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