suburbabble.

me!

...a blog by the original Mother Sucker.

The (somewhat) daily ramblings of Hollee Actman Becker. Just your average writer/suburban mom, obsessed with yoga, Gossip Girl, copying LC's hairstyles and throwing around the word "bitches."
(Though not necessarily in that order).
In my next life, I want to be a Kardashian.
Got a problem with that?
Drop me a line: holleewoodworld@gmail.com
Or come find me on facebook: facebook.com/holleeactmanbecker
Or twitter: twitter.com/holleewoodworld




You Think They Know But They Have No Idea.

Three-Year-Old: Are we going out to dinner tonight?
Me: No. We’re having a bar-be-cue.
Him: A BAR-BE-CUE? Yayyyyy!
Him: What’s a bar-be-cue?

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