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(Though not necessarily in that order).
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And just when you thought you’d seen your last Jersey Housewife for a while… Sopranos star Drea de Matteo — aka mobster dreamgirl Adriana La Cerva — will join the cast of Desperate Housewives this fall as a series regular! Our favorite materialistic, acrylic-nail-loving, coke distributing turncoat will be playing — wait for it — an Italian matriarch who has just moved to Wisteria Lane with her troubled son and “landscaper” husband. I know. Such a stretch! Apparently neither of the two male roles have yet been cast. Which means there’s still a chance one of them could turn out to be named Chris-ta-fa.

And just when you thought you’d seen your last Jersey Housewife for a while…

Sopranos star Drea de Matteo — aka mobster dreamgirl Adriana La Cerva — will join the cast of Desperate Housewives this fall as a series regular!

Our favorite materialistic, acrylic-nail-loving, coke distributing turncoat will be playing — wait for it — an Italian matriarch who has just moved to Wisteria Lane with her troubled son and “landscaper” husband.

I know. Such a stretch!

Apparently neither of the two male roles have yet been cast. Which means there’s still a chance one of them could turn out to be named Chris-ta-fa.

June 30, 2009
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  1. blondecougar reblogged this from holleewoodworld and added:
    LOVE her! SO stoked!
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