So if it was YOUR 40th B-day next week...
… what would you wear to your party???
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Brand New Desk + Brand New Desk Chair = Best-Selling Novel.
Right??
Margate Fireworks.
I don’t mean to sound unpatriotic.
But… yawn.
Happiness = Shrimp on the Barbie + Sunset on the Beach x Solo Cups filled with Sangria - Mouthfuls of Sand and the huge fit thrown by my six-year-old, forcing us to make a swift and early exit.
About 20 years ago my dad owned a company called Rehabco, which operated a string of Rehabilitation centers all over the country. He was big into the power of advertising back then: mugs, pencils, stuffed bears… you name it.
He even had his face on a billboard at one point.
Anyway, we’re at the beach for the holiday weekend, and my mom’s best friend decided to hit an antique shop a few blocks away from our beach house. This mug was just sitting there, by it’s lonesome, waiting to be found.
Don’t even try to tell me it’s a coincidence.
Happy 4th to you, too, Dad!
If you came here hoping to see that infamous picture of Heidi Montag parading around in her flag bikini…
Sorry. Not going to happen.
Instead here’s J. Simps.
Have a star-spangled 4th, y’all!
Is it weird that the fact that Tom Cruise turned 51 today is making me feel older than the fact that I’m turning 40 on Wednesday?
Mmmm.
Just add rum!
(Yes rum is my drink of choice. Wanna make something of it??)
You Think They Know But They Have No Idea.
- Three-Year-Old: Are we going out to dinner tonight?
- Me: No. We’re having a bar-be-cue.
- Him: A BAR-BE-CUE? Yayyyyy!
- Him: What’s a bar-be-cue?
I may be currently shmushed between two car seats in the second row, but at least the Mickster is cruising in style up front.
Getting my hair did. I’m kinda rockin’ those foils, aren’t I??
Happy July!
My 40th is now just one week away.
(In case I forgot to mention it.)
Yup.
Total legal guardian material.
Just check out that maternal instinct.
I have Crazy Hat Day and you-ooh-ooh do-oh-n’t!
And just when you thought you’d seen your last Jersey Housewife for a while…
Sopranos star Drea de Matteo — aka mobster dreamgirl Adriana La Cerva — will join the cast of Desperate Housewives this fall as a series regular!
Our favorite materialistic, acrylic-nail-loving, coke distributing turncoat will be playing — wait for it — an Italian matriarch who has just moved to Wisteria Lane with her troubled son and “landscaper” husband.
I know. Such a stretch!
Apparently neither of the two male roles have yet been cast. Which means there’s still a chance one of them could turn out to be named Chris-ta-fa.
